There is plenty of people in the world, who talk a good game, and pretend to be good people - like myself. Then there are people like Fez, who, on Christmas Eve, decided he should come over to our home, because we had an electrical issue with a piece of furniture - and rather than enjoy his vacation from his day-job (electrician) - he decided to serve us, and fix our problem. Along with that came an Imperial Stout (Speedway), that had been aging for a year in his basement - in which we partook of in "the underground" (I like to call it our "non-violent fight club") - where chess, chopin (vinyl only), literature, and Redcay pipes rule - under dim light - surrounded by old stone.

The rules of "non-violent fight club" are as follows:

1. You can only tell other men with significant facial hair about "non-violent fight club".

2. You can only tell other men with significant facial hair about "non-violent fight club".

3. You have to be a socialist.

4. Communist are also welcome.

5. No Fascist or Capitalist!

6. You can only tell other men with significant facial hair about "non-violent fight club".